The Beauticians are Vancouver's premiere cyberfolk pop quartet, featuring the songwriting of Beez (from the Smugglers) and Sexy Pierre Lumoncel (from the Hard Rock Miners). Embracing their natural silliness, they celebrate the lightness of living and the bittersweet pill of maturity. The Beauticians music is a blend of klezmer, chamber pop, quirky new wave, old time country and classical music mixed with "Doris Day" style four part harmonies. The Beauticians have been featured on CBC Radio show, Real Time, Radiosonic and Radio Escapade 3 times over the past 5 years and are releasing a new Album in the coming months (or moons depending on your calendar).

The Beauticians have released a 7" single called The Beauticians Gold Record and a CD called Imperial. Not only do they enjoy performing, recording and creating their own music, they are deeply involved in the Vancouver music scene helping other musicians create original music.

Beez
email: beez@thebeauticians.com

Beez began his musical career at the age of 10 as a square dance caller. In 1988, he co-founded the band, Sarcastic Mannequins (1988-1992) who were well known across Canada for their crazy antics such as performing wearing only duct-tape outfits, wearing duck decoy hats, while at the same time playing catchy unique songs in a style they called JazzPunk. Though JazzPunk disappeared from the musical lexicon, Beez did not. He quickly re-appeared to join a band of teenagers called the Smugglers in 1992 and still plays with them to this day. With the Smugglers, Beez has played at the National Arts Centre in Ottawa for YTV's Youth Achievement awards, the Seattle Experience Music Project, toured through Europe, Japan, Australia, and New Zealand, and released 7 albums.

Discography:
Smugglers - 7 albums between 1992's" In the Hall of Fame" to 2000 "Rosie"
Tom Holliston- Self-Aggrandizement Keeps Us Going,- 2000
Neko Case and her Boyfriends- The Virginian- 1998
The Mummies- Running on Empty- 1995
Sarcastic Mannequins- Little Brother- 1992


Sexy Pierre Lumoncel
email: pierre@thebeauticians.com

The mystery continues as to where Pierre got his name, rumours abound everywhere on the planet. You can normally find him chasing a kangaroo who pinched his cup of tea or rocking out with Lara in the Beauticians. Pierre loves all kinds of music and can be heard jamming with all sorts of bands. Whilst in the tub he may be found to be listening to bugs bunny music, jazz swing, the Beatles any chance he gets, and a wide variety of other musical palette of sounds.

Discography:
Hard Rock Miners- Rock and Roll Welfare- 1996
Neko Case and her Boyfriends- The Virginian- 1998
Nyetz- Get Confused- 1990
Cub- Box of Hair- 1996
Ford Pier- 12 Step Plan
Knock Down Ginger - Snowman's Land 1995


Lara
email: lara@thebeauticians.com

Just back from her semi-annual gig as lead violin at the Honolulu Hilton's weekend string quartet, chopper is a talented and mysterious musician. She was originally discovered by the Beauticians when she was performing with 8 year old brother, in a bizarre new wave opera starring chopper playing Gepetto to her equally talented flute playing brother, Pinnochio. Bored with the simple life of a fringe festival entertainer, she ditched her brother, and decided to settle down in Vancouver.

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